I Am The Mystic Testo

I drive away suckers standin' on the corner
I'm a diamond throat of the local pub
My sister's got deviations, I know it well
I'm seducing blondie without any difficulties
I always drink brandy on a friday night
I'm the loudest screamer at the boss's party
I spend long hours with my black partner
I am a rattlesnake, I crush my victims
I'm the cheapest model in the porno magazines
I am the mystic
I am the one
I'm killin' cops - He's dropping out!!!