I Did What Testo

I did what? I smooched who?
Oh tell me the boss wasn't there
And that I caused quite a scene
When I stripped off my jeans
And did a slide in my underwear
I did what? I mooned who?
Oh this time I guess I crossed the line
There'll be hell to pay
But what can I say
I must've had a real good time
Troy laughed and said some guy named Red's
Been looking for you all night
And oh by the way his girl said to say
'Just come back any old time'
Then he went down the list of the things I'd done
As I listened in misery I was thinking real hard
about leaving town And changing my identity
What can I say I had a bad day
I guess I just lost my mind
It's all just a blur
But one things for sure
I must've had a real good time