Testo Careless Surgeon Adam Kay
I feel so unsure, as i cut you up i wonder what's that nerve for,
what does this bit do, i get so confused,
i'm very sorry mr smith, i've got sone dreadful news.
your never gonna walk again, i just cut you spinal column,
now you need a ventiltor, just so you can breathe
i fucked up your operation, but try not to be too solumn,
now you do a great impression of christopher reeve.
time can never mend, the careless surgeons fuck ups my friends
not much we can do, i hope that they dont sue
i'd better grab a telephone and call the m.d.u,
everyday's the same, cos i tried to cure but i just kill and mame
all these body parts, kidneys look like hearts,
its hardly that suprising though, because i trained at barts.
and your never gonna speak again, have to make do with thinking
i'd be stupid to pretend we'll never hear you talking
trapped inside your wheelchair communicating just by blinking
like that famous cripple, professer stephen halking.