Mr Burton Testo

Here❝s my long case
Behind the curtain.
It❝s Mr Burton.
He❝s 64.
He has chest pain,
Crushing in nature.
It radiates to
His arm and jaw.
This pains been getting worse since Wednesday
(A-o-ah)
And GTN spray
(A-ah)
Has helped a bit.
He does not know what is the cause here.
(A-o-ah)
And he❝s had nausea
(A-ah)
Along with it.
He❝s had no illnesses of note,
Except for polyps in his throat,
He❝s on no medication and he❝s got no allergies.
He has no relevant family history
(A-o-ah)
Except a sister he
(A-ah)
Thinks had a stroke.
He lives alone.
He❝s an accountant.
(A-o-ah)
He drinks small amounts and
(A-ah)
He doesn❝t smoke.
The student doesn❝t realise
That what I told him was all lies,
But when the doctor asks me questions
I will tell the truth.
You said I❝m on
No medication.
(A-o-ah)
That information
(A-ah)
Is not quite true.
I take three types
Of diarrhoetic.
(A-o-ah)
I❝m diabetic,
(A-ah)
Epileptic too.
I❝ve got one lung,
I❝ve got a stoma,
(A-o-ah)
Hodgkins Lymphoma,
(A-ah)
Hepatitis B,
There❝s my MS,
There❝s my anaemia,
(A-o-ah)
And my leukaemia,
(A-ah)
And my HIV.
You stupid cunt!
You lying cunt!
You stupid lying fucking cunt!
You lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly fucking cunt!
I❝ve had a sex
Change, I❝ve got haemorrhoids,
(A-o-ah)
I❝m taking steroids,
(A-ah)
Oral and inhaled,
I cannot see,
I❝ve got paralysis,
(A-o-ah)
I❝m on dialysis,
(Uh-oh)
And I think you failed.