The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Testo

[Dean:] 'Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.'
[Buffoon:] 'I got a snake, man!'
[Dean:] 'Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.'
[Buffoon:] 'One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that!
It was all fucked up!'
[Dean:] 'I'm sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus.'
[Buffoon:] 'Fuckin' Shit!'
[Dean:] 'Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background.'
[Buffoon:] 'My father's a fucking asshole, man!'
[Dean:] 'Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.'
[Buffoon:] 'My mother's a piece of shit too!'
[Dean:] 'Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn.'
[Buffoon:] 'My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!'
[Dean:] 'Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.'
[Buffoon:] 'Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!'
[Dean:] 'Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success.'
[Buffoon:] 'I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!'
[Dean:] 'Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?'
[Buffoon:] 'I've got a big fucking boner right now.'
[Dean:] 'I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense.'
[Buffoon:] 'One time I ate my neighbors shit!'
[Dean:] 'That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.'
[Buffoon:] 'I bet you got really hairy balls.'
[Dean:] 'Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye.'