Akira The Don's Drinking Song Testo

Well, I used to drink a lot, a terrible amount
I lost count of how
many times I would find myself
in a skip covered in sick at six in
the morning boring
wandering around like a tramp damp stank also
cuts and bruises on my torso
sort of like that fella out The Ginger
Man, but more so although I couldn't afford it
pissed as a lord
it's far from glamorous especially when you're amorous
ain't nothing
quite as narcissistic as non committal tipple aided nipple invading
flashbacks - that's wack - cowering in guilt
being devoured your quilt
plus you and her need to dress and take stock of the mess
things look less orange in the daylight
make light of the situation
engage her in conversation
while pondering the relative merits of
your efforts at oblique penetration
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
It's like, let's keep boozing, oozing toxins 'till we find something
to sink our cocks in 'you lookin' at me drink?'
we'll get to boxing foxing cops
with rocks and wrestling contesting
'over what?' over bonnets, the pavement,
singing sonnets in the middle of
the road vomit in the middle of the road
VOMIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!
Go home, take a piddle in the middle of your abode,
on the carpet
next day feel like you carked it
eroded your best brain node and
there's take away on thee
like Morton Harket went and got a bike and parked it
right in the middle of your brain that shit's lame pain
plus you're skinted you booze you lose and yo I wanna me minted
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can singing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
I worked out I was pending over half my annual income on intoxicants
so I done stopped at once
haven't had a drop since June mostly I
smoke weed and write tunes up in this room
and that don't mean I won't drink soon
maybe I will... if someone can pay me the bill
'coswhile the health and the monetary benefits are great pissed up people don't relate to me
and I live in this country
getting lashed withthe lads is fun, see I'm not down on boozers I'm down on booze abusers like I said
See the English need the stuff to socialise, to
interact which might sound wack, but that's what's on, without booze most of youse wouldn't have ever been born
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
ONE MORE TIME!
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song
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