If A Monster Came In My Room Testo

Alvin:
I❝d drown him with my soaker gun,
Glue him to a chair,
Put a dead skunk in his pocket
I❝d knock him off his feet
with a Judo sweep
Blast him into space on a rocket
I❝d send him to his doom
If a monster came in my room

Spoken (Alvin):
Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?
Y❝all ready to rumble?
Bring it on brother

Theo:
But if a monster sat of the edge of the bed
What would you do? What could you do?

Alvin:
With a zipper in his neck
And bolts in his head

Simon:
If it were me? Well, let me see
I❝d multiply pie by his height and his weight
to determine mathematically
The way to alter his molecular state
And shrink him to the size of a flea
I❝d fill him full of dread
If a monster sat on my bed

All:
Ain❝t no monster gonna put us down
Uh uh. No way.
We❝ll chase his face right out of town
That❝s what we say
Ain❝t no monster gonna put us down
Uh huh. That❝s right.
❝Cause we❝re the meanest munks around
We❝re tight!

Spoken (Dave):
Simon, Theodore, Alvin!
Go to sleep!

Alvin:
Oh-kay! *slams door*
I am the mont-inator (tor, tor, tor)
If a monster came in and decided to stay

Theo:
That wouldn❝t be very nice
We could ask him politely to go away

Alvin:
Are we munks? Or are we mice?
I❝ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword
Shoot silly string at his head

Simon:
I❝ll use my blanket like a madador

Theo:
I❝ll just hide under my bed

Alvin & Simon:
No!

All:
We❝ll make him face his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We❝ll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We❝ll blow him up, KABOOM!

Spoken (Dave):
I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!

All: *quietly*
If a monster comes in our room
We❝ll send him to his doom
If a monster comes in our room
We❝ll blow him up ❝

Theo: *shouts*
KABOOM!

Alvin & Simon: *clap hands over Theodore❝s mouth*
If a monster comes in our room