Testo Letterman Apologetix
As He opens the show, we roll over,
Pretend weâre dead just like Spot and Rover.
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Canât find on Letterman.
We do the stupidest human tricks
Canât find on Letterman.
Canât find on Letterman.
Canât find on Letterman.
Talkinâ to our guests, we joke and jest.
He sees our show; Heâs not impressed.
Letters that we read,
We throw them out the window when the worldly turns us on.
We cut to music as the band plays on.
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Canât find on Letterman.
We do the dumbest of human tricks
Canât find on Letterman.
We smile, but thereâs a big gap there
Canât find on Letterman.
We need somebody to fill it in
Canât find on Letterman.
He loves us. Yeah!
He donât want no TV stage.
We need Him. Yeah!
Then why do we act this way?
Just like on Letterman.
Late night with Letterman.
Just like on Letterman.
Late night with Letterman.