The Money Song Testo

Nicky:
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
It❝s as easy as that!
Helping others brings you
Closer to God.
So give me a quarter...
Princeton:
I don❝t have any change.
Nicky:
Hmmm....okay.
Give me a dollar.
Princeton:
That❝s not what I meant.
Nicky:
Give me a five.
Princeton:
Are you kidding?
Nicky:
The more you give.
The more you get.
That❝s being alive!
All I❝m asking you
Is to do what
Jesus Christ would do.
He❝d give me a quarter,
Why don❝t you?
Princeton:
All right, all right, here you go.
Nicky:
Ahh, thanks!
Princeton:
Take care.
Whoa!
Nicky:
What❝s the matter?
Princeton:
I feel generous!
I feel compassionate!
Nicky:
You do?
Princeton:
Yeah! I feel like a new person - a good person!
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!
Nicky:
That❝s what I❝ve been trying to tell you-
Princeton:
All this time I❝ve been running around thinking
about me, me, me - and where has it gotten me!
I❝m gonna do something for someone else!
Nicky:
Me?
Princeton:
No - Kate! I❝m going to raise the money to build that
stupid Monster School she❝s always talking about!
Give me your money!
Nicky:
What?
Princeton:
I need it for Kate!
Nicky:
I need it to eat!
Princeton:
Come on, Nicky!
Nicky:
Aww, get lost!
Princeton:
It❝ll make you feel great!
Nicky:
So would a burger!
Princeton:
When her dream comes true,
It❝ll all be partly
Thanks to you
So give me your money!
Nicky:
I❝d like to, but I can❝t.
Princeton:
Give me your money!
Nicky:
I❝d like to, but I need it!
Princeton:
Give me your money!
Nicky:
I❝d like to, but I❝m homeless!
I can❝t! I need it! I❝m homeless!
I can❝t! I need it! I❝m homeless!
I can❝t! I need it! I❝m homeless!
Okay, here you go.
Princeton:
Thank you!
Nicky:
Suddenly,
I am feeling
Closer to God.
It❝s time to stop begging
It❝s time to start giving!
What can I give to Rod?
Something he❝ll like so much he❝ll take me back.
Ooh, I know! I❝ll find him a boyfriend!
Princeton:
That❝s the spirit!
Both:
When you help others,
You can❝t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can❝t help helping yourself!
Gary Coleman:
Hey boys, what❝s the hat for?
Nicky:
Ooh, we❝re collecting money!
Princeton:
It❝s for Kate! We❝re raising money to help build her dream school!
Give us your money!
Nicky:
You❝ll be glad that you did!
Gary Coleman:
That❝s just what my parents told me
When I was a kid.
Shit.
Nicky:
But giving feels so great...
Gary Coleman:
And I bet it wouldn❝t hurt
Your chances with Kate.
Princeton:
Well, that too.
Gary Coleman:
I❝ll give you a dollar.
Princeton:
You❝re a gentleman
And a scholar.
Christmas Eve:
We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!
Brian:
Honey, don❝t tell THEM that!
Christmas Eve:
We get about 2,000 bucks!
Brian:
Uh, yeah, so - thanks, everybody!
Christmas Eve:
We rich!
Princeton:
Give us your money!
Nicky:
Give us your money!
Gary Coleman:
Give us your goddamn money!
Princeton:
Give us the dough!
Nicky/Gary Coleman
Give us the dough!
Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman
We❝re raising money
For a Monster School
But we❝ve got a ways to go.
Princeton:
Sounds like you❝ve
Got money to burn
Nicky:
And it❝s not like money
That you had to earn.
Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman:
So give us your money -
Christmas Eve:
A monster school?
Brian:
Sounds like a good cause.
Christmas Eve:
Give me your wallet.
Princeton:
Oh my gosh! I don❝t know how to thank you guys.
I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
That kind of money is such a great start...
Gary Coleman:
Yeah, $15.
Princeton:
$15?
Christmas Eve:
Every little bit help.
Nicky:
Looks like we❝re gonna have to ask MORE people!

All:
Hey!
Give us your money!
All that you❝ve got!
Just fork it on over...
Gary Coleman:
Or some puppets
Will get shot!
Princeton:
Hey!
All:
It❝s time to pass the hat
Gary Coleman:
And there❝s nothing you can do ❝bout that
All:
So give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
When you help others,
You can❝t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can❝t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You❝re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can❝t help helping yourself!
When you give
To a worthy cause
You❝ll feel as jolly
As Santa Clause.
When you help others,
You can❝t
Help
Helping yourself!