B M F Main Theme Testo

Performed by Black Market Farts (B.M.F.)
(Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)
Written by B.M.F.
(c) 1990 Crappy Music

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
The most popular B.M.F. concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is Rory 'Mr. Casio' Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar
Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend
Enjoy the show

CHORUS: B.M.F.
B.M.F.
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B.M.F.

Beating the largest instrument, and skin
Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid
And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is Col 'Sodhed' 'Mr. Colin' 'Clo' Reid

CHORUS

And finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me: Mister Asshole

CHORUS

THE END