Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Testo

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
and we warned her not to go
but she forgot her medication
and she wandered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
at the scene of the attack
there were hoofprints on her forehead
and incriminating "Claus" marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
It's not Christmas without grandma
all the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder
should we open up her gifts or send
them back!
Now we're all so proud of grandpa
he's been taking this so well
see him in there watching football
drinking beer and playing cards with
cousin Mel
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched the hair in
grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
better watch out for your selves
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays
with elves!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
but as for me and grandpa we believe