Flinty Kind Of Woman Testo

It's a small town life and I like itÝ 
'Cause the bad don't get in your wayÝ 
There's an angry God gonna strike itÝ 
Yeah, that's what we pay him for, that's why we prayÝ 
Well I guess the angry God he was a-fishingÝ 

When Molly called me up with the newsÝ 
Within the space of a weekÝ 
Yeah, a pervert or a sex freakÝ 
Let the kids take a peekÝ 
That's more than a little cheekÝ 
No pun intendedÝ 

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ayÝ 
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of womanÝ 
And you don't act smart and you don't touch my childrenÝ 
If the young man wants to see the sun go downÝ 

Well there was no time fooling with the triflesÝ 
So there was no use in telling the menÝ 
They would just go running for their riflesÝ 
And then once you got him couldn't get him againÝ 
So Peg got a bolt of fishing tackleÝ 
And Marge got her gardening clipsÝ 
And Sally LaBiche put her hound on a leashÝ 
And the timer on the quiche, she's kind of nouveau richeÝ 
But we like herÝ 

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ayÝ 
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of womanÝ 
And you don't act fresh and you don't touch my childrenÝ 
If the young man wants to see the sun go downÝ 

It was the kids who spotted him a runningÝ 
As we drove through the harbor fogÝ 
And that's when we got our engines gunningÝ 
'Cause we knew he was headed for the cranberry bogÝ 
We got our hip-high rubber boots strapped onÝ 
And Molly got the big flashlights outÝ 
And by the "Welcome to New England" signÝ 
Got him with the fishing lineÝ 
In the dark smell of brineÝ 
Betty said "This one is mine."Ý 
She is ruthlessÝ 

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ayÝ 
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of womanÝ 
And you just say no and you don't touch my childrenÝ 
If the young man wants to see the sun go downÝ 

Well we didn't have to drag him and a-jail himÝ 
'Cause you don't have to take it so farÝ 
When your roots go back to Old SalemÝ 
And you've got a local chapter of the DARÝ 
Now I don't go tooting on my lobstersÝ 
'Cause your pride doesn't go with your plaidÝ 
But it's a victory won and it couldn't be doneÝ 
By the hippy-dippy flaky-shaky fun-in-the-sunÝ 
Braless wondersÝ 

Ay-yi-yipee-yipee-yi-yi-ayÝ 
Going east of Mississippi got a flinty kind of womanÝ 
And you know your place and you don't touch my childrenÝ 
If the young man wants to see the sun go downÝ 
If the young man wants to see the sun go downÝ