Erik Sandin's Stand-In Testo

I wanna be Erik Sandin❝s stand-in
❝cause he doesn❝t have to get his fuckin❝ gland in
He❝s got no trouble with the fillies
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
I wanna be Erik Sandin❝s stand-in
I wanna be Erik Sandin❝s stand-in
❝cause he doesn❝t have to get his fuckin❝ gland in
If I could pull like him I would
But I just end up pulling my pud
I wanna be Erik Sandin❝s stand-in