Testo 2's Blind Dos Gringos
Taxied out on a twelve-ship LFEAnd I lost count of who was one and who was three
It's nothing new it happens every time
Over victor 2's blind
We took off on a radar assisted trail
Tried a boresight lock and got an FCR FAIL
Then lead turned into the sun like he does every fucking time
Sonafabitch! 2's blind
Why is he so damn hard to see?
It must be his flying cause it damn sure isn't me
We got spiked and lead went to the notch
But when he did I had my eyes down in my crotch (cause I had an itch)
When I looked up only jack shit did I find
Goddammit! 2's blind
We pushed to the target and lead said, Just keep sight
But then he actioned left when I swear to Jesus that he briefed right
It's times like this when I feel a bit resigned
To just fucking eject rather than admit that I am blind
Dear God, what the hell have I done wrong?
Is it cause I drink and smoke and cuss and repeatedly stroke my schlong?
Needless to say my IP busted me
He gave me a zero when I think it's clear that I earned a three
Cause what he doesn't know, is that he's lucky to be alive
When I said I was visual, I lied my ass off. I was blind!
