Testo Buttholeville Driveby Truckers
Working down at Billy Bobâs Bar and Grille
The food here tastes like the way I feel
Thereâs a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill
Sheâs the best looking woman in Buttholeville
One day Iâm gonna get out of Buttholeville
Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till
Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille
lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill
Thereâs a beach somewhere where the waterâs are still
Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals
Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel
and Iâm never going back to Buttholeville
Never going, never going, never going never going back!
lyrics by Patterson Hood
music by Adamâs House Cat (Cooley, Cahoon, Hood, Tremblay)