Testo Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly) Elton John
Music by elton john and davey johnstone
Lyrics by bernie taupin
Available on the album rock of the westies
Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help
Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help
`cause down the road you find someone else whoâs looking
Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking
So I gotta yell help
Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned
Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm
`cause down the road you find someone else whoâs looking
Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking
So I gotta yell help
I wish tonight wasnât wednesday night
I wish it wasnât the thirteenth of july, yell help
And youâre looking at the guy whose eyes canât deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
Well I met this woman down in new orleans
Lord she built just like a dream
Even wore stockings that had seams
And she was ugly
Now hell I donât mind women of her kind
Iâll even pay sometimes for a woman thatâs ugly
She built like a steamroller
Just the kind to mow you over anytime
Hey the moment might arrive
On bourbon street
Well the ugliest woman youâll ever meet
But sheâs mine all mine and sheâs ugly
So I better yell help