Born And Raised Testo

On April 29th nineteen eighty-something I was born to a new proud motherShe said she would always care for me til the day she died
And she never let anyone ruin my life, but they sure tried
The day that I turned eighteen, my grandfather told me
He said, 'Chris, I think you should join the Army'
I said 'I don't really think I am cut out for that
No, I'm fairly certain I wouldn't last
But I do agree the benefits are quite astounding
But I know that I would throw up if I saw someone dying'
But if I went I'd make the best of every moment
And show respect to my commanding officer
And come home with a medal or something cool like that
Just a few months ago, my best friend inquired
He said 'Do you think you'll go back to college?'
I said, 'Yeah, I'm sure eventaully, when the time is right
And I find a university I kinda like
'Cause I do agree, the experience is quite inticing
If I don't get too distracted by all the drinking'
But if I went I'd make the best of every moment
And pay attention to the teacher
And come home with some knowledge or something great like that