Brian: And Iâd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum.
When I have a heart that's heavy,
Feeling I was born to lose,
You are there to say that life's okay,
Thank you for it all, dear booze.
When a chilly wind is blowing,
Telling me to sing the blues,
You begin to show your soothing glow,
Thank you for it all, dear booze.
Drifting, flying, on a cloud of whiskey dreams...
No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams.
When a love is unrequited,
When she brushes off my woos,
You are there to mend, my fluid friend,
Thank you for it all, dear booze.
Drifting, flying, on a cloud of whiskey dreams...
No more sighing, eyes alight with moonshine beams.
When a love is unrequited,
When she brushes off my woos,
You are there to mend, my fluid friend,
Thank you for it all, dear booze.
Thank you for it all, dear boozeâ¦
Quagmire: Look honey, thereâs no guarantees with the Q-Man. He marches to his own beat.
Patty LuPone: I canât believe you still wonât admit you were a jerk!
Peter: Hey everybody! Itâs Glen Quagmire and Patty LuPone.
Lois: Whatâs the matter with you two?
Quagmire: Oh sheâs not gunna play out of proportion, Lois
Patty LuPone: Hardly. You know not a lot of people are aware of this, but back before I got married, I met this scumbag Quagmire in a bar. He asked me out, and for some reason, I said âYes.â
Quagmire: Jackpot! Heh, heh, heh, alright!
Patty LuPone: Well, weâve been dating for quite sometime and then one night I caught him in bed with a stewardess!
Quagmire: They prefer the term, âFlight Attendantâ. Well, well actually, this one preferred the term, âDick Slave,â but go on!
Patty LuPone: I never felt so used in my life. I mean for all I knew this tramp could have been 1 of 50.
Quagmire: No, no. There were only two others. One was 17, so that doesnât count. An- and the other one was a Real Doll so that doesnât count either!
Patty LuPone: I could strangle you right now. After all these years, you still canât admit you treated me like shit!!
Quagmire: Hey honey, itâs your fault for trusting me in the first place. And let me put it to you like this!