Hello & Welcome To Our Concert Testo

VERSE ONE
Roll up, roll up, we❝re about to begin,
Like we do it every night we❝re going to do it again.
My name is Fabian how y❝all doing tonight,
I❝m a ringmaster in the floating circus of light.
I don❝t need a chair or whip to control the show,
Just my troupe to keep the beat while I deliver my flow.
You know what, this big top is about to explode,
So no further introduction we are green for go.
On the mike, its John Mayer MC,
I won❝t bash other Aussies like Bayer or Ottke.
But in this game there❝s no denying I❝m a player you see,
So cool you better grab another layer or three.
He won the prize for torts - it means that I❝m the smartest,
I make other Aussie rappers look absolutely harmless,
And charmless, but I know their wits aren❝t the sharpest,
So I cut them some slack because they❝re trying their hardest.
CHORUS
It❝s Frang-i, Frangipani!
Like the X-Men our skills on the mic are uncanny,
Unstoppable with NPG in toe,
Enough interlude get back to the show.
VERSE TWO
We own Aussie hip-hop for the next hour you❝ve got a rental,
Tracks coming express like they❝re on the oriental.
If you❝ve seen our show before you know it❝s monumental,
But if it❝s your first time I promise we❝ll be gentle.
Rapping is a religion to us people we're like the Hill-Song Hoods,
So gather round our krunking cloister because our god is good.
Sip Jesus juice, get loose, work up a dance floor sweat,
Or roll our record on repeat when playing Vatican roulette.
Between my show and your mood there❝s a tangible nexus,
I❝ll electrify you like a rapist in Texas.
My raison d❝etra is to get ya busting out on the floor,
Until then I❝ll keep pestering like Peter Hoare.
At times my rhymes can be reckless like a Morley swinging arm,
But come on fellas, you know I don❝t mean any harm.
And ladies, I know you think about me when you❝re lying in bed,
Because my words are smoother than George Gregan❝s head.
CHORUS
It❝s Frang-i, Frangipani!
Like the X-Men our skills on the mic are uncanny,
Unstoppable with NPG in toe,
Enough interlude get back to the show.
BRIDGE
Oi stop, hold on for a sec!
I need to educate these people as to what happens next.
You see if Frang starts tapping...
And Force gets axing...
And Handsome resumes scratching...
And Bean starts slapping...
Then something❝s going to happen,
I❝ll start rapping with a passion that❝ll put you in a flap,
And you❝ll start dancing in a fashion that is energy sapping!
VERSE THREE
I❝ve got so many rhymes I should be called Leanne,
Producing regular flows like I❝m on lyrical bran.
Without the mike in my hand I❝m unhappy like Jan,
I❝m no good at boxing or footy but on stage I❝m the man.
Public interest❝s accrued since we made our debut,
Reaching epidemic proportions like the Asian bird flu.
Talking ourselves up our circus skills can be a Catch-22,
But then again it❝s not really bragging if its true.
This is J.M.M.C
Winding it down for Frangipani.
Driven on by the beats of NPG,
But I can❝t sign off without my boy Flashy.
Forget Moscow or Du Solei when we❝re around,
The Magnificent Seven is going to break this shit down,
We❝re on a hip hop trapeze we❝ve got no room for clowns,
Frangipani is the only circus in town!
CHORUS x2
It❝s Frang-i, Frangipani!
Like the X-Men our skills on the mic are uncanny,
Unstoppable with NPG in toe,
Enough interlude get back to the show.