Testo This Land George Bush And John Kerry
(Bush writing): Mass-uh-shew-sits
Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land
Iâm a Texes tiger, youâre a liberal weiner
Iâm a great crusader, youâre a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land
Iâm a intellectual, youâre a stupid dumbass
Iâm a purple heart winner
And yes itâs true, I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me
Bush â You have more waffles than a house of pancakes,
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
Youâre a UN pussy,
And yes itâs true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry- You canât say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy,
But itâs not gonna help you,
Because I won three purple hearts,
This land will surely vote for me
Bush- Youâre a liberal sissy
Kerry- Youâre a right wing nut job
Bush- Youâre a pinko commie
Kerry- Youâre dumb as a doornob
(hey!)
Bush- You got that botox
Kerry- But I still won three purple hearts
Bush and Kerry- This land will surely vote for me
Native American speaking- This land was my land
All- But now Itâs our land!
Arnold- From California
Clinton- To the New York Is-whatâd I do?
Kerry- From the liberal weiners
Bush- To the right wing nut jobs
Kerry- This land belongs
Bush- This land belongs
Bush and Kerry- This land belongs to you and me
Bush- Oh and Dick Chenney too.