Why Do The Chicks Gotta Cheat? Testo

Why do the chicks gotta cheat?
I know some chicks are sweet and their minds are clean
but some of them are just hecka mean
if ya ask for their number, they'll give you one that's wrong
and you wind up callin someone in Hong Kong
If ya find out their real number they'll get all mad
and they'll write you up, and you'll feel all sad
they like to whisper secrets in eachothers ears
and they like to go to parties and drink beer
when they get all drunk, the cops will come down
and then they'll give em a look, like a sad puppy hound
then the cops will leave, lettin em break the law
then they'll get drunk some more, at least that's what I saw
Why do the chicks gotta cheat?
when they do it to you, you feel the defeat
why do the chicks gotta scream?
the shrill sound hits ya like a laser beam
why do the chicks play hard-to-get
when they do that, they're putting themselves into debt
ya hear that dude? ya hear em gossipin
it's prob'ly bout this one dude in the moccasins
they're prob'ly spreadin rumors all over town
even about this one dude who nearly drowned
ya know what cracka, that's not the point
they're always actin' like they need a joint
if they don't like you, they'll run away
chasin them around is just a big ___ relay
they're worried bout makeup, and they're worried bout friends
if they fall in the mud then they think it's the end
heck yeah, I say we just cheat back
before we do it we'll play some hackey sack
then when they walk by, they'll fall in love
cuz we'll do a striptease, complete with the gloves
then we'll offer her a ride and say we'll date er
then when she comes over, we'll be like LATER!
(hook)
Now we're driving away, now she's gonna cry.