So, er, I heard, you boys wansta join the 'ckin GLC then
What's your 'ckin names, boys?
I'm known as Mystikal
Fukcin Tim Westcountry splew, innit, fukcin safe
You serious man? you got some crazy names!
If you wanna join the GLC, you gotta have 3 things,
Thats draw, rizla, and fags.
If you've got 'em, you're in.
What do you reckon, Adam Hussain?
Safe as fcuk....
It was a dark dark night and things didn't seem right,
I was approached by an old man, I thought he wanted a fight
He started asking me these questions I just didn't understand,
When I looked closer at him he had his penis in his hand
I was sick, I was repulsed, I had to get away,
I wasn't into this shit, cos I knows I'm not gay
I started to run, I didn't know where to go
So I got down to the West Country and smoked loads of blow.
GLC, watch out for the shopping trolley crew, you fukcin knows it
Shaftsbury massive
Looking back, I kept looking back,
He was creeping up and dressed all in black
With a trendy suit and a sw⮫y hat
I knew he was a legend but he looked like a twat.
Some say he's evil, and he looks really dodge,
But he's a legend and his name's Frankie Lodge
Fukcin' respect to the GLC, knows ya safe, the fukcin lot of you.
Fukcin' even One Step
Fukcin' safe as fcuk
Watch out for all them crazy old men with bags,
Those crazies are lookin' for you
The name is Mystikal, you know the score
Kicking back large, smoking the draw
Leave all the girlies begging for more
Hit the old man... he hit the floor
But he wasn't knocked out, he gave a shout,
And charged, like an underworld lager lout
Well, my name is Mystikal, so I speak in the style of the medieval
druid, thank you
Fukcin serious clart? Fukcin serious? You fukcin serious as fcuk,
innit? Fukcin serious serious.
You know what? I think you boys are actually in.
You qualified with such an exciting story of.. brave stuff, in the
face of... violent stuff
So get your fags and your draw and your rizlas and lets.... (get on it...?)
Rafael, down the ghetto, saying respect to the Newport Bus Station massive
And all the people who hang round chillin' in the town centre
Youknowsit, GLC, fukcin safe
Big shout out to Ferris's chip shop, and the fukcin kiosk by the bus station
113 aye, 113, tidy!
Woe betide anyone who crosses the GLC,
it's like stepping into kiosk 113.
Real. Fresh.
It's the one for you, it's the one for me.
Yes, it's the fukcin GLC
Don't mess with you, and don't mess with me
Don't mess with the fukcin GLC
Big respect to all people who be using Newport centre via the gift
of ShopMobility. Or alternately having Stannah stairlifts. Big up to
those people who use automated devices.
Innit.
Safe.
Adam Hussain here, bring the fukcin pain,
You know I'm gonna fukcin hit you and drive you insane,
You're a fukced up fukcing c*nt
Smokin on a big fat fukcin blunt.
Out of the GLC, you knows I'm fukcin safe. Adam Hussain, Adam
Hussain, fukcin insane.
