Alright, hands up, give me all your money,
Rob a till and get away in a Nissan Sunny.
I brought a kebab, I'm fcuking annoyed,
I brought it down Pill and it gave me typhoid
Rizla, fags, draw, cup of tea,
The only way to chill in the GLC
I used to take loads of drugs and go out to a rave,
But now I jus' listens to Chas and Dave
Molecular dysfunction occurs mainly at this junction,
Fcuked up and unruly I brings cantankerous rambunction,
The GLC style brings forth chaos without function,
Snapping your neck like you're straight out of Trumpton,
Disabled and shit, unable to move, you better fcuking dance to the GLC groove.
Parallel universe like Doctor Who,
Destroying the world and my tracksuit is blue.
It's been a long time, I shouldn'ta left you,
With the dole cheque that I had to get you,
You spent it on getting wrecked out of your brain,
But now you're totally fcuked by the Goldie Lookin' Chain.
Thats right, Raphael de la ghetto, he knows it
This is P Xain fcukin keeping it real, you knows it
CARE IN THE COMMUNITY SON! INNIT
Interstellar travel isn't always necessary,
But rolling in my car gets me as far as Leeds or Bury,
When I gets to the place, I spread the word some more,
I leave all the girlies screaming 'FCUKING ENCORE'!
Newport's fcuking lush, it's not a nightmare,
You know I loves chillin in John Frost Square,
But to be wicked you gotta act the part,
My mum buys my tracksuit from fcuking Primark.
I got a turbo tardis GTi,
It goes 40mph in the fcuking sky,
I looks for Klingons, but not up my arse,
I'm an intergalactic rass-clart who smokes grass (LOL)!
I likes to think I travel thru fcuking space and time,
But most of the time I'm wrecked out of my head on fuking wine,
I get so drunk from the Thresher's cheap booze,
It's loads of fun, like drinking meths, you can't lose.
Eggsy fcuking knows it, Hussain does too, <-- sounds like 'poo xain' ??!!
Some of you bastards haven't got a clue,
Listen to our shit, you knows it's fcuking great,
Get a copy off 2-hats and give it to your mate.
It's the way the Glc likes to function clart,
Not by selling it in them fuking pop charts,
I said our crew's growing, I meant it before,
Get out there blaah, and copy a few more. <---poss. bra, not blaah
It's original crew, aint no time for pap,
It's time to put Newport back on the map.
Shopmobility, Shop Shop-mobility x2
Shopmobility that's the one for me,
I nicked it from my gran when she was watching tv,
I gets to ride round, it's sound, for free
And everybody said, 'he's in the GLC!'
I sat at home with the dog and a brew staring at candles
Wearin' a tracksuit with socks and sandals
I parks nearer town and I don't pay no charge,
Because of my gran's disabled parking badge
Are you from 'Port, its running thru my veins
Ben Wa Balls has fcukin got it, so has P Xain
We're all psycho, like fcuking Norman Bates,
Fcuk with one of us and we'll seal your fate.
The Goldie Lookin' Chain, is fuking so strong,
Its like Jeff Capes turning a Mini over on Record Breakers,
With Roy fcuking Castle!
