When Animals Attack Testo

Walking down the street when I look overonly to see that I am surrounded
I fall over as they start attacking me
help! they're hurting me! I'm being pounded
my face starts bleeding as I get punched in it
I can't feel my leg I think it's broken
if this keeps happening I just might die
yeah, it's true, I might end up croaking
the mooses! the mooses!
they're lapping up my juices
I can't believe this is happening
the antlers! the hoofses!
they're caving in my toothses
I can't believe this is happening
I look down the street screaming for help
the screams are an utter waste of time
a moose headbutts me in my temple
and thinks, 'this juicy human will be mine!'
I think about it and start to giggle
'I can't believe this,' is all I think
suddenly one thought comes to my dying mind
'man, this sucks. I must be junxed.'