Dorkshire Testo

Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic,story❝s about,
Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen❝s still cool.
Well I admit, it ain❝t Abu Dhabi,
But there❝s cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
But what❝s the point in entring this fleapit
When it❝s know that the showgirl❝s your best friend❝s mom...
It must suck to live in Dorkshire
People with stupid grins
women with hairy chins
Dorkshire town what a waste
Here we go, once again
we❝re full of bitchcake talk, what❝s the plan?