Been trying to pick up this awesome babe,
A âblondieâ I met at the mall...
Asked her if she wanted to grab a bite
but this groovy monster turned me down...
Suzanna, sheâs rib-cage thin, donât eat a thing...
Suzanna, zero gravity is âinâ...
Next day I offered to get a burger,
A pizza or chocolate shake...
This nasty creation stood me up again,
Finally I understood what was wrong...
Want a root beer? Hell no!
Dâyou know how much sugar that contains?
Hot fudge sundae? Hell no!
Iâve just gotten a swell idea...
Letâs burn some calories... Oh yeah!
Letâs hit the back seat you and me.
