Yes, Iâm cominâ back to serve a second term.
This time I won the national elec-she-un!
Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a,
And dear brother Jebedia,
We get four more years to rule in Washington!
Good God heâs cominâ back to serve a second term.
We were hoping in â04 weâd get a turn.
But we lost the vicious battle,
Now theyâre stuck without a paddle!
Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum?
I will stabalize Iraq in my second term.
And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun.
Then Iâll eliminate all the taxes,
That are breakin; all our back-siz.
And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un!
We cannot believe he won a second term.
He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce!
Heck, Iâll extend a friendly offer,
Barbeque and beers in Crawford!
Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un!
We want peace on earth throughout his second term.
We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns.
Thereâs a beef here, letâs dispatch it,
And bury that olâ hatchet.
Yes, weâve been through stormy weather,
Now itâs time to work together!
Gather round the olâ chuck wagon,
Itâs a grand time weâll be havinâ,
In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!