The Mirrors And Uncle Sam Testo

I'm the sexiest man alive
And a million other lies to keep me coming back for more
I'm a goddamned jackass
The mirrors don't lie
Life was better when the mirrors were kinder and gentler
A thousand points of flattery
I'm nothing without a good lighting
But a poor reflection of history
Electronic future can't hide the wounds of my past
The years gone by have caught up with me at last
I can't hide forever
But I can't face the facts
Lately I just want to get in the car and drive
'Cuz cars were built to hide in from the cold, gray truth
And I'll take shelter in the open arms
Of the men and women of the Jersey Turnpike tollbooths
Build me a bridge and I'll burn it right down
I don't ever want to go home
The mirrors are all behind me
And if I never turn around
I will never be alone