Yodel In Reverse Testo

VERSE 1
I am a cowboy out in Western Indiana
I ride the range near Terra Haute
Stay out all night beneath the stars of Indiana
Come home with vomit on my coat
Ain't got no six-gun just a high-powered rifle
It's mighty tough to tote
So instead of clearin' leather
I can clear a room much better
When my butt begins to yodel out those notes.
CHORUS:
And it goes I-E-I-E
As it exits from me
At least that's what it sounds like in my head.
Then some people cough
And some people gag
Some people swear they're smellin' somethin' dead.
I-E-I-E
It's a yodel melody
That always takes bystanders by surprise.
And then they succumb to my effluvium
As tears begin to trickle from their eyes.
VERSE 2:
I like Budweiser and I like beef jerky.
I like big bosoms on the gals.
I like to drive my truck whilst eatin' jerky
And playin' Chicken with my pals.
I got a DUI or two to my credit
From various locales.
Although my past is checkered
The worst blot on my record
Is the one left when that wind
Comes rushing out.
CHORUS:
And it goes I-E-I-E
As it exits from me
The most peculiar sound you'll ever hear.
I bend at the knees
And measure my squeeze
And fire into the Hoosier atmosphere.
I-E-I-E
It's a yodel melody
Roy Rogers or Gene Autry couldn't sing.
And Slim Whitman's eyes
Would widen with surprise
To hear that gastrointestinal thing.
BRIDGE
I-E-I-E
It's a blessing and a curse.
Why did God enable me to yodel in reverse?
(yodeling)
VERSE 3
One day you'll find yourself in Western Indiana
Rolling down Hwy 41.
I'll slip right past you like a three-week-old banana;
You can hear my engine gun.
You'll ask yourself,
'Who was that man in the Stetson?'
Detroit leanin' in his seat.
And I'll bet any money
You'll be smellin' somethin' funny
As the air fills with a melody so sweet
CHORUS:
And it goes I-E-I-E
As it exits from me
And dogs for miles around perk up their ears
The birds in the sky
Start wipin' their eyes
From all those devilled eggs and lager beers.
I-E-I-E
It's a yodel melody
The thing that's made me what I am today.
I'll ride into the sun
And raise one cheek for fun
Yippie ti-yi yi and E-I-A-N-A
(yodeling)