Watch Me Daddy Testo

I got ten fingers and ten little toes
An overactive bladder and a runny nose
Making all kinds of messies on the carpet floor
I am baby ❝ hear me roar
Well! I dove into this gig headfirst six months ago
Now I❝m the leading actor in a live stage show
For nine months prior I just made mom fat
But the rumor is you had something to do with that
So watch me daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart
Yeah you just watch me daddy ❝ I swear that I❝m the best for the part
I know I make you crazy when it❝s time for my meal
But at least it isn❝t gas, you know I❝m smiling for real
So you just watch me, daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart
Now crawling towards the kitchen, crawl right down the hall
Crawling towards the basement I drive daddy up the wall
Stimulus, response ❝ got my parents in the groove
❝Cause nothing❝s gonna pacify my need to move
Well! I dove into this gig headfirst eight months ago
Now I❝m the leading actor in a live stage show
Impressing everybody with the noises I make
Now it❝s your turn to get me for mommy❝s sake
Watch me daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart
Yeah, yeah watch me daddy ❝ I swear that I❝m the best for the part
I❝m a born performer and a natural clown
I❝m sitting up and I❝m getting down
So you just watch me, daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart
Now I❝m toddling and a-waddling, I❝m all over the place
Breakfast on my shirt, dirt on my face
Throwing my food, teasing the cat,
Making eyes at the ladies ❝ yeah, I like it like that
Well! I dove into this gig headfirst a year ago
And I❝m still the leading actor in a live stage show
The star of every party and the favorite son
At least until my parents have another one
Watch me daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart
Yeah you just watch me daddy ❝ I swear that I❝m the best for the part
Oh, it❝s not always easy, but we❝ll be OK
❝Cause I know no matter what you❝ll love me anyway
So you just watch me daddy ❝ I promise I won❝t break your heart