Deperate-Rado Testo

Back in the muther fuckin saddle
my six shooter strapped and I'm lookin for a battleÝ 
Out on the plains I'm just a loner
my saddle horn rubs right and yo it's givin me a bonerÝ 
I got thoughts of Annie Oakley

but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she broke meÝ 
And we didn't even fuck
I gave my last gold tooth 'n gold nugget to get my dick suckedÝ 
3 days out on the frontier
and I'd kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of cold beerÝ 
I need a slut for a service
I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away nervousÝ 
Man I gotta get my rocks off
cuz my Wranglers don't fit right unless my cock's softÝ 
Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go figureÝ 
(Chorus)I'm a desperate rado
didn't take any practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactusÝ 
Now I drift through the desert like a wild coyote
horny as a toad trippin off peyoteÝ 
Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack
I'm known thru out the west as the pie eyed mackÝ 
And to the law I'm no stranger
I'm wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone RangerÝ 
And then Tonto tried to get down
so I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I skipped townÝ 
That's the way I run my show
paint towns red
fuck hoes and then I lay lowÝ 
I know you think I'm archaic
but my dick's like a sword
I see pussy and wanna slay itÝ 
Out on the plains it gets linely
sometimes I feel homely
new faces
new towns no one knows meÝ 
Guns cocked in my holster
u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a posterÝ 
I'm always lookin for the quick buck
then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big buttÝ 
Some say my head's hollow
Fuck em....I'm just aÝ 
(Chorus II)Desperate rado
trottin thru the bad lands
A desperate rado
tokin down with all the cowhandsÝ 
A desperate rado
didn't take much practice
A desperate rado
got a cock like a cactusÝ 
Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on any fellow
in any town I can be found at the local bordelloÝ 
Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs draggin,Ý 
and when I'm kickin dust you better circle up the wagonsÝ 
So when I rip thru your town don't be gawkin
just tip your hat and Tex keep walkinÝ 
Cuz I'm a gun slingin top hand
fuck with me and you'll go out like Custer at his last standÝ 
I'm a low down buckaroo
if you leave me alone with your mother then I'll fuck her tooÝ 
Cuz I'm a sidewinding nomad
and morals in upbringing is something that I never hadÝ 
Known as the ruff ridin Texan
a bad buck from the day of my inception.Ý 
And I was raised in the poor house
my mother kicked me out so she could start a whore houseÝ 
Now since the day I left the corral
I've been on a quest for the plant that's called mescalÝ 
Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside
and told me that high was the best way to ride...Ý 
(Chorus III)Now I'm a desperate rado
always lookin for a fight
A desperate rado
puffin on a peace pipeÝ 
I'm a desperate rado
on the run from the law
A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw