Lager And Ale Testo

then everything on the menu mattered
oh the thoughts in my head
oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob

'cause I'm ready, willing and able
yes I'm ready, willing and able

over to the jukebox I staggered
for a love song to scatter my body before her
didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
so I started humming "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"
I'll pay the bar tab and even the cab
off to the hotel we'll wallow