Testo Beer Goggles Lagwagon
Only forty to fifty in the flock,
Three more beers and im bringing woodstock,
And you can probabally see that were not all that tight,
But a couple of drinks will alter your sight,
That does not mean fight.
I'm not saying I have to be drunk tequilla shots make it more fun,
Ohhh im having fun,
Ohhh Beer Goggles, Ohhh Beer Goggles,
I love to put them on, THEM ON.
Next to each other at the bar shes thinking hes the one,
Im thinking wheres my car,
She thinks i look good and obviously she didnt smell that fart,
"What kind of cologne are you wearing" Hey man its a strart,
"My name is Barbie" "My name is Ken",
The perfect couple cuz were drunk in the head,
Ohh im drunk again.
Ohh Beer Goggles,
Ohh Beer Goggles,
I love to put them on and one size fits all!