Testo Bed & Breakfast Man Madness
Well thereâs a man I know
At least I used to years ago
I didnât really mind
He used to come âround all the time
Of course he had to be fed
I had to give him a bed
He used to kip on my sofa
They used to call him a loafer
Iâve heard heâs changed
A lot since then
But some of his ways
He just canât mend
Told the other day
That heâd offered to pay
He didnât like his dad
He earned all he ever had
He didnât have no shame
He was a master at his game
He never showed his hand
He was the bed and breakfast man
He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...