Sheâs tanked, Sheâs blitzed, Sheâs drunk, Sheâs licked.
Sheâll scream, Sheâll fight, Sheâll swing, Sheâll bite.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
You see her coming, you better start running.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
Some say, she looks a lot like me.
There she goes with that look in her eyes.
She doesnât care if she makes you cry.
Sheâll break your nose without a care.
Sheâll smash your face, if you choose to dare.
Sheâs tanked, Sheâs blitzed, Sheâs drunk, Sheâs licked.
Sheâll scream, Sheâll fight, Sheâll swing, Sheâll bite.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
You see her coming, youâd better start running.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
Some say, she looks a lot like me.
Here she comes stumbling down the street.
Glaring at anyone she doesnât want to meet.
With a cider in one hand and a stick in the other.
You better stay clear unless youâre her brother.
(instrumental break)
[One! Two! Three! Four!]
There she goes with that look in her eye.
She doesnât care if she makes you cry.
Sheâll break your nose without a care.
Sheâll smash your face if you choose to dare.
Sheâs tanked, Sheâs blitzed, Sheâs drunk, Sheâs licked.
Sheâll scream, Sheâll fight, Sheâll swing, Sheâll bite.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
You see her coming, you better start running.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
You see her coming, you better start running.
Cider Woman. Cider Woman.
You see her coming, you better start running.
Cider Woman. ,...
She looks a lot like me.