Perfect Excuse Testo

ONE DAY I WENT TO 7-11 TO GET SOME CHOCOLATEBUT I COULDN'T FIND ANY IN THE CANDY SECTION
SO THIS OODER KID CAME INTO THE STORE
IN HIS HAND HE HAD SOME CHOCOLATE WHICH I WAS GLAD FOR
SO I WENT TO THE OODER 'WHERE'D YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE?'
SO THIS FAT ASS TURNED AND LOOKED AT ME THEN HE SAID
'I GOT THE CHOCOLATE FROM WILLY WONKA'S FACTORY'
OODER GAVE A PIECE OF HIS HALF EATEN CHOCOLATE
I LIKED IT SO MUCH I HAD TO HAVE FOR MY SELF
SO I TOOK IT AND RAN OUT THE DOOR
HE TRIED TO CHASE ME DOWN THE STREET BUT HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE
HE WAS HUFFIN' AND PUFFIN' COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE
TRIPPED ON HIS LACES AND SKINNED HIS KNEE COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE
HIT BY A CAR THEN EXPOLDED COZ HE WAS TOO FULL OF CHOCOLATE