Everything Happens To Me Testo

I make a date for golf
and you can bet your life it rains
I try to throw a party
and the guy upstairs complains
I guess I❝ll go through life
just catching colds and missing trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing,
I❝ve had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
I guess I❝m just a fool
who never looks before he jumps
Everything happens to me
At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick to end despair
Now I just can❝t fool this head that thinks for me
I❝ve mortgaged all my castles in the air
I❝ve telegraphed and phoned
and sent an airmail special too
Your answer was goodbye
and there was even postage due
I fell in love just once
it had to be with you
Everything happens to me.
Everything happens to me