Ladies And Gentlemen Testo

Warm-up Man: Audience:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!
PLEASE WILL YOU WELCOME, JERRY
WELCOME JERRY
WELCOME YOUR MODERATOR AND WARM-UP ARTIST! JE:! OH:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY NAME IS JOHNATHAN WIERESS OH YEA
BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS,
WE GOTTA LAY DOWN A FEW RULES! WHATEVER
THINGS GET PRETTY HOT UP HERE,
SO WE GOTTA HAVE A FEW RULES GOT THE MESSAGE
NOBODY'S ALLOWED ON STAGE
AND NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO THROW THINGS,
AT THE GUESTS
DON'T THROW THINGS AT THE GUESTS
ANOTHER RULE WHAT?
DURING THE SHOW NO HECKLING WHAT?
NO HECKLING
NO HECKLING? WATCHU SAYING?
ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY!
APART FROM
AHHH FOR THE GOOD GUYS! AHHH
YES THAT'S RIGHT! AHHH
YOU'VE GOT IT
AND FOR THE BAD GUYS BOO BOO
YEP BOO
GREAT BOO
YES THAT'S RIGHT BOO
YES THAT'S RIGHT BOO
SAVE IT FOR THE SHOW BOO
SAVE IT FOR THE SHOW!
AND WE LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY:
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JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY
JERRY JERRY
GO JERRY GO JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY
OKAY KEEP GOING LETS GO
JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY! JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY
SO JUST TO RECAP
NO HECKLING NO HECKLING
NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING
NO THROWING THINGS NO THROWING THINGS
OR THROWING UP OR THROWING UP
AND MOST OF ALL MOST OF ALL
SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY
ESPECIALLY, OBVIOUSLY: