Right, Right
You all really bite
Hypocrisy and selfishness are goals for which youâll fight
Left, Left
Youâre just plain inept
You got a heart, now get a brain, a reality check
G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty
D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, youâll sell your soul and make your policies
Verse 1
You act as if youâre two poles
But youâre mites on the same mole
You argue every tit and tat
While this nation just goes to crap
You grasp for the issues that
You can make your own
Your principles are yours
Simply âcause theyâre on loan
Right, Right
You all really bite
Hypocrisy and selfishness are goals for which youâll fight
Left, Left
Youâre just plain inept
You got a heart, now get a brain, a reality check
G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty
D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, youâll sell your soul and make your policies
Verse 2
You talk as if youâll make change
But youâre just out to maintain
The status quo, the eliteâs role,
The money flowing in your veins
Youâve got your TV shield
That distracts from the loot you steal
You reap the bucks, like pigs weâre stuck,
Like Ned Beatty weâre forced to squeal!
G.O.P.
Yours for a small fee
You whore yourselves to make a buck and sell our Liberty
D.N.C.
You just sicken me
For money, polls, youâll sell your soul and make your policies
Four, more
For the corporate whores
Try and try to dump them, but theyâre always back for more
Fat, cats
Damn Republicrats
Not leaders of the Left or Right
Just top dog bureaucrats