Hes drinking in the kitchen, heâs drinking that special brew
Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew
That the mums out on the sofa, dads fucked on Carlsberg special brew
Who wudda knew,
Its about 3 or 4, and yâall mars started on the liquor
Im a silent witness, im thinking its gonna kill her
Hangoverâs every morning, pissed up liver
Sheâs throwing the food around the kitchen floor
Your ready to punch her, youâre a crazy bitch, you cant take no more
And you know im down, cos youâre the girl I adore
And seeing you down, im praying you donât receive no more
Your being treated like shit, when your like miss Dior
So your dad arrives, about this time,
Heâs looking at the bottles, 1, 2, 3, bottles of wine
on the inside its fucking nuts, on the outside its fine
its like darkness under the sunshine
he starts to shout, you get most of the abuse
you donât bother to spit something back, yâall like whatâs the use
he says heâs crashing out at a homes house, like drink and coke abuse
and your mar donât really seem to care
its like sheâs conscience but she aint really ever there
your crying to me, and im like lifeâs a bitch, its unfair
Hes drinking in the kitchen, heâs drinking that special brew
Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew
That the mums out on the sofa, dads fucked on Carlsberg special brew
Who wudda knew,
So your dads gone, heâs out getting mashed
H manâs balling his little eyes out, your mums getting trashed
Im like I wish I had kept some hash stashed
Just for these occasions, like this life your living has just crashed
And all your mums concerned about is her Sunday dinner shindig
This sorta shit is made good, when I think pops and his figs
But you aint got no pops, no figs, you say what your living is shit
And I when I think of all of it, I must admit
How you handle it, ill say im impressed, im like wal youâre the shit
I know if I was in that position, I wouldnât be able to handle it
Cos youâre a strong person, your stronger than anyone, stronger than me
And when times get harder, youâll get stronger, you wait and see
Youâre my rock of Gibraltar, and im your rock of Gibraltar
And I know in life for you, you would wanna change, wanna alter
But
Hes drinking in the kitchen, heâs drinking that special brew
Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew
That the mums out on the sofa, dads fucked on Carlsberg special brew
Who wudda knew,
Its about 10, your mar was going at 6, so sheâs gonna be fucked
For sure now,
hâs little voice is gonna be so fucking sore now
he cried his little eyes out all evening
and I cant do anything, cos right now im leaving
but I aint leaving you, I aint leaving you with that special brew
with that temper, with that aggression
with that hate, with them words, with that depression
Hes drinking in the kitchen, heâs drinking that special brew
Seem such a perfect family, who wudda knew
That the mums out on the sofa, dads fucked on Carlsberg special brew
Who wudda knew,
