Testo Simon Has A Girlfriend Plan Nine Usa
I know this kid named SimonThere is this girl and she likes him
But she's only eight years old
She follows him around all day
What's a skateboard? Is the type of thing she'd say
She'll do anything she's told
He said, Is it weird that I think she's hot?
We said, It's notjust let grass grow on her field
Call me crazy, but she looks damn tasty
The Simon, we'll see your ass in jail
You know it's true they went out on a date
They held hands, and stayed out way too late
Didn't get back till quarter past 12
Her parents, they were worried sick,
Get off my daughter you Harry Potter look-a-like prick
Simon said, I have to go!
I'm sorry father, but I love your daughter
You know she is the finest one of all
Alright boy, well I'm calling the cops and
And you won't get conjugal visits in juvenile hall
Simon- he has a girlfriend
Simon- he has a girlfriend
She's illegal but he don't care
She wears Pokemon underwear and puts out
