Testo Long Gone Geek Procol Harum
Weird goings-on at the county jail
Prisoners reading the sheriffâs mail
Heâs strapped down to a swivel chair
Trying to swivel right out of there
Pin-striped sweetâs in cell 15
Convinced his self itâs all a dream
Heâs got a pet black tabby cat
That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat
The door flies open, in strides geek
Looking like the front page of newsweek
He says to lou in a voice of glee,
âwhatâs the matter, ainât you glad to see me? â
Louâs on the floor âcause he canât stand up
As green as a leaf in a tea-cup
When on to geekâs back jumps a stetson-hatted cat
Which breaks geekâs neck like he was a rat
Long gone geek!