Testo Ming's Theme Queen Of Japan
Crowd: Hail, Ming, hail!
Klytus: And now the tributes, from Ardentia
Ardentian Prince: We, the people of Ardentia, we have suffered since you blasted our kingdom. I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty
Klytus: Excellent, we prize nothing more highly. And tell us, how great is this loyalty to your emperor?
Ardentian Prince: Without measure.
Ming: We are delighted to hear that. Fall on your sword
Ardentian Prince: Death to Ming
Klytus: Who are you?
Flash Gordon: Flash Gordon, quarter back, New York Jets
Dale Arden: Dale Arden, your highness
Ming: Pathetic earthlings, hurling your bodies out into the void. Let us see