Bert And Ernie And The Fan Testo

Bert: Ernie! The fan! Turn it off!

Ernie: What's that, Bert?

Bert: Turn the fan off!

Ernie: I can't hear you, Bert!

Bert: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF!

Ernie: TURN THE FAN OFF?

Bert: TURN THE FAN OFF!

Ernie: Oh, okay. (Turns it off)

Bert: Ernie ...

Ernie: Yes, Bert?

Bert: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I HAVE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!

Ernie: You're hot and bothered, Bert?

Bert: YES, I AM HOT AND BOTHERED!

Ernie: Oh, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered.

Bert: What's that?

Ernie: Cool air, Bert! (Turns the fan on all the way. Papers blow around, and Bert starts yelling.)