Pumpkin Soccer Testo

Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
One day I went outside with my ice skates on
To go and play some soccer to have some fun
But I couldn't find the soccer ball
I just saw a pumpkin in the bathroom stall
I said pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
I picked up the pumpkin and I kicked it real hard
I watched my pumpkin sail across the yard
It screamed, 'Whatcha doing, you fat piece of lard?'
I guess my pumpkin was a retard
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
The pumpkin was flying straight into the sky
But that's when my pumpkin started to die
It shattered to pieces when it hit the ground
How sad, my pumpkin is no longer 'round
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer
Pumpkin soccer, pumpkin soccer, ohhhhhh...
Ur...grr...grr.