Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair
I guess what else I'd ever love to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit.
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me rude
I thought the evening was going great
I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress
I accidently grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess
I guess what else I'd ever love to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried I kiss her and I got bit
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!
