Testo King Of The Nerds Steven Levine
Theorems to prove or not,
Differentials get me hot
Got three advanced degrees
I don't pay no software fees,
I work hard on my code at nights,
My system's fifty-million megabytes
Don't have much truck with words,
'Cause I'm -- King of the Nerds.
I know every engineer on every mainframe
Each filesaver, and all of their names,
I know every BBS in town,
And what to call for service when the system is down.
You know I watch Star Trek, TNG
I follow Science Fiction Fantasy
I read PC news for thrills.
I don't have no social skills,
Ah, but cheap beer and take-out foods
Get me lots of geeks in party moods.
Good grooming's for the birds
When you're King of the Nerds
And I'm King of the Nerds.