Trumpet, Trumpet, Toot! Toot! Testo

we gotta memorize our lines,and brother thespian we'll be fine
whoa oh oh oh
you gotta refine your breath
and beats with the graduation pen, use mine
whoa oh oh oh
stage left, enter maggie, looking hurried
she has her parcel in her arms
whoa oh oh oh
were you the leopard or the virgin,
or the child in a grown mans beard
all out of place and hanging off his face
by the time the audience cheers?
and you were feeling pretty cocky
on the day you became an actor
i know the thing i shouldn't say
so i'll leave it at this:
i hope you get what your after
and if when your out,
your see the hundredth house fall from the sky
another stick-flat thing in the ground
and say a heartfelt prayer for you safe arrival
i'd like to think, the actors never abandon
i'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty handed
part of the virgin has been taken
so let me throw this trumpet down and go empty handed
if your the virgin, then i'm the stand-in
i'd like to think, the actors never abandon
i'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty handed
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