I wonder whatâs wrong with me
I wanna know how to live in the real world
I wanna know cos Iâm a real live girl
I wanna live in TV land with Mr T and the A-team
My problems they could solve before the end of the show
I wanna live in TV land where theyâre so thin and pretty
They must be nice people cos theyâre on 90210
In TV land
I wish I looked like all the nice actors on TV
Sometimes youâve got to choose between real
And plastic surgery
Just like the people on the television screen
Barbieâs not a role model sheâs only make believe
I wanna know how to live in the real world
I wanna know cos Iâm a real live girl
I wanna live in TV land and be one of Charlieâs angels
It must be fun to fight crime and have new clothes
For every show
I wanna live in TV land like Samantha or Dream of Jeannie
My problems I could solve by wrinkling my nose
In TV land
I wanna live in TV land we can change the world
Through the TV show
All kinds of people like we have in the real world
I wanna live in TV land make it safe to be ordinary
Gonna do my own show
Itâs all about us real live girls
In TV land