Burning Your Mouth On Your Snack Testo

Burning Your Mouth on Your Snack
At around 10:15 I turned on the T.V.
But I couldn't concentrate because I was hungry.
I got some nachos and salsa to hold me over,
Extra, extra, extra, hot was the flavor.
First I got the chips and melted on the cheese,
Then I got the salsa and piled it on with ease.
I took a bite to my desire,
And then I screamed because my mouth was on fire!
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Nachos! Salsa!
Burning! Aaaaah!
Hunger! Desire!
Pain! Fire!
My tongue is literally on fire and my house is filling with smoke,
I inhaled the smoky air and I started to choke.
When you are on fire you must stop drop and roll,
But when I did I popped my big mole (named Fred)
I called the fire department and the secretary was Joanie,
After I told her she thought I was a phony bologna.
I had to think fast because my mouth was burning off,
I will go into my neighbor's yard who is a goth.
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I ran into my neighbors' yard,
Then I jumped into his pool like a big fat lard.
He came out of his house in a furry,
I said I was sorry and your hair is very curly.
I got out of the pool and quimped myself off,
Then I went to my house and dried myself off in the loft.
After I got all dried up by the sun,
I went inside and had a hot dog on a bun.
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